Based on a true story...

Author: Noahtgreat

Date: January 16, 2003

by Noahtgreat
1-16-03
Can you see what I'm looking at?
No.
Good. Don't turn around for another five or ten minutes.
uhm...wait...
No, no, it's cool...I'm just...looking at porn...
So then you're NOT the person disarming the bomb upstairs from me?