Mmmm... Tasteless...

Author: Noahtgreat

Date: January 18, 2001

by Noahtgreat
1-18-01
At the Abortion Clinic...
Man, I sure am glad I'm having this abortion. No indecision about this at all. No sir. Just gonna be a great fucking abortion.
IGOR! We have a customer!
Two days later.
Goddamnit Pablo! You got me pregnant!
Oh shit. It's splitsville for me!
Five Years Later.
I want a lollipop and a doll and six pounds of feta cheese and a donkey and four glow sticks and a fish the size of grandma and I want a parrot and I want--
SHUT UP KID! I KILLED YOUR BROTHER AND I CAN KILL YOU TOO!!