Noah Hates His Computer.

Author: Noahtgreat

Date: February 1, 2001

by Noahtgreat
2-01-01
Noah expresses his feelings towards his dying computer
YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKER PIECE OF SHIT GODDAMNED SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT SORRY ASS EXCUSE FOR A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SHIT DAMN COMPUTER!
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND GET FUCKED UP YOUR FUCKING ASS BY A HUGE FUCKING DILDO WHILE SOMEONE TAKES A FUCKING SHIT IN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER! GOTTA RUIN MY FUCKING WEEK!
Noah is pretty angry at his computer.
I do not deserve to live.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY RAGE AT THIS COMPUTER.