Doctors

Author: NoodleBooth

Date: July 9, 2005

by NoodleBooth
7-09-05
Down at Bury General...
Doctor, we have a patient who can't swallow.
Then tell her she wouldn't make a good hooker.
No seriously, she can't swallow - she won't last long without food and water.
Alright then, give her some drugs.
Sir, I've been clean for weeks now.
Honestly Eric, a patients life at risk and all you can do is joke.