Stop me if you've heard this one before...

Author: NotJohn

Date: September 26, 2001

by NotJohn
9-26-01
I want to walk "Penny", the dog, OK Mom?
Penny's in heat, darling - you shouln't take her for a walk now
Daddy, I want to walk "Penny", the dog. Mommy says I can't.
No problem, honey! Just let me swab her genitals with gasoline first!
Welcome back, honey - but where's "Penny", the dog?
Well, about half way around the block "Penny" ran out of gas, so a big dog is pushing her home.