The genie is really Hot Pants.

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: October 2, 2003

The Genie has something to tell LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH.
I have something to tell you.
You're bipolar. I know.
No. Something else.
What is it then?
The Genie has something to tell LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH.
Remember when I used to ride your school bus and you used to call me "Hot Pants" and always said I was an arrogant jerk?
Omi gosh. This is definately worse.