Introducing...Dagmar!

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: October 7, 2003

Dagmar! How has life been?
It was good up until you brought Hot Pants here.
Why? I thought you liked him.
No, I think he's hot. He's such a jerk. I deserve better.
You do. And what have I told you all these years?
That I should go out with him.