The Space Suit Catalog

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: November 20, 2003

The character Alex is sporting a very trendy blue and white space suit from our new Gamma 9 Orbital collection.
Alex, why are you wearing a space suit?
Uhh, I was staring off into space and then I came to wearing a space suit.
Priced at $29,054,032, this revolutionary style is simple and affordable, yet makes a statement wherever life takes you.
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Check out our new fall fashions, coming in December!
Go change. Now. I don't want to look at you in that anymore.
There's a solution for you, folks.