Alex's fanfics of mine are strange, yet surprisingly funny.

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: November 22, 2003

What am I doing in the prison in my underwear?
Well, I had the snowman transport me in here so that I can tell you that Dagmar wants to rape you.
Wow, really?! But rape is for the willing!
Actually, she never said anything to me. But now that I know, I am going to tell Dagmar what you said.
OMG NO, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH! I LOVE YOU!! DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO HER!
You little whore. :)