How to be Smart: Lesson 1

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: December 15, 2003

I will never be accepted into society.
Yes you will. The key is to act...knowledgable.
Hah. How do you BS your way into being sociable?
Criticize liberals, "favor" everything you're against, add -phobe and -phile to the end of Latin words when you insult someone. Call everything profitable "witty" and "innovative." Expand your vocab!!
So that will make me smart?
Act, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH. America worships a good actress.