The Conniving Knife

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: January 20, 2004

Uhh...excuse me.
Ha. It is I, the Conniving Knife!
That's nice. But I'm on a mission to find my friend Dagmar. Have you seen her?
You don't understand! I, the Conniving Knife, have stolen your precious Dagmar from you and I shall defeat you too!
Are you even conniving? _____________ ...
Haha! I, the Conniving Knife, do not even know what the word "conniving" means!