Questions: Part I

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: February 2, 2004

Isn't Dagmar supposed to be coming to your rescue right about now?
Can you be arrested for selling illegal sized paper?
...I don't know.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
I did not need to hear that.
How do "keep off the grass" signs get there?