A little something for what ails (or kills) you

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: February 8, 2004

You know, that Hot Pants dude was pretty fun to hang around. He laughed at my jokes.
I laugh at your jokes too.
Yes. That is what's important. After all, he did want to get rid of me.
And his laughing, I think it was more nervous laughter.
Nervous? Why would anyone be nervous around me? I wouldn't have pulled a gun on him. After all, guns don't kill people. Death kills people. It's a proven fact.
Urm...