Using the 1946 edition of Roget'sThesaurus (no, really!)

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: February 9, 2004

I am FREE. Do you realize that?
From what, may I presume?
That blond-headed kid. If idiots could fly, you'd better watch out cuz of all that crap he'd be dropping.
But free?
Independent. At large. Loose. Scot-free. Unconstrained. Unconfined. Unhindered. Unobstructed. Uncontrolled. Unchained. Unfettered. Unbridled. Immune. Autonomous.
Ok, your thesaurus works...