Ryan tries to steal Dagmar.

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: February 12, 2004

I have traveled from the depths of hell to bring you my sincere Valentine's message.
Ok...
Dagmar, will you marry me? I'm better than Alex will ever be. But I don't deserve you. I'm a shithead.
Let me break it to you gently: I want to be friends.
You shouldn't say that. See? Your past love's opinion. Isn't it grand?
no.