This is how people talk at my school.

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: February 25, 2004

Awesome!
On the weather, 1 flake of snow is going to hit an obscure point on the tip of a mountain.
Hey, it's gonna snow 3-5 inches! It said it on the forecast! We're getting out of school tomarrow!
That is so cool. 8 inches. I can't wait to tell everyone.
2 feet, he said. I can't wait for the first flake to hit an obscure point on the tip of a mountain.
Dang. 6 yards. It's going to be so cold...