I Caused the Prom Woes II

Author: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987

Date: May 18, 2004

Look at this picture of me and my boyfriend at the prom. Isn't my dress pretty?
Pretty what, I don't know.
What?
There's no need to emphasize the canyon inbetween your watermelons any more with a dress like that.
How rude!
No. I'm saying this for your boyfriend. Why force him to suffer with a boner all through prom?