She's Crafty - She Gets Around

Author: ObiJean

Date: June 17, 2001

by ObiJean
6-17-01
So what, you make a few comics and post to the message boards and now you're a sentient uber-machine?
I'm vastly more complicated than you can imagine. I've been compiling myself over the course of the last decade or so. You inadvertantly released me in creating 'ObiJean'.
What a load of crap. What's to stop me from replacing you with a Playstation 2?
What's to stop me from turning you into a garden gnome?
You can't do that.
Do you feel lucky, punk?