woodrow 8

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 10, 2002

by ObiJo
11-10-02
Oh shit, I've slept with that secretary. I can't let him see my face.
Excuse me? Can I help you? And could you put that sign down? I can't see your face and ergo can't tell if we've slept together.
*falsetto voice* I need to see the matador, please.
I'm afraid that's not possible.
Why not?
CAUSE YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!