Please Don't Squeeze the Charmin

Author: ObiJo

Date: March 30, 2001

by ObiJo
3-30-01
Mary's home
You're tearing me up inside! Now, either tell your wife your leaving her...or...or I'm leaving you!
Bob Dole's afraid to tell Elizabeth. Bob Dole knows what few know about Elizabeth: her prowess with cutlery.
FBI Headquarters
So you infilitrated the ranch, right Scully? Any signs of aliens?
Well, something was certainly infiltrated, Mulder. TeeHee. I was, err, a little preoccupied to look for aliens.
At Ed's Ranch
What are you doing out of your room? There could be agents everywhere!
Lighten up, Ed. I just came to ask where you keep the extra toilet paper. I have a plan to WIPE out those pesky agents. Here it is...