Comic Contest XVII - The tank since I have gas

Author: ObiJo

Date: March 31, 2001

by ObiJo
3-31-01
Some may laugh at them...
What is your favorite kind of ice cream and what do you do with it?
I like Chunky Monkey. And I'd LICK every last ounce.
Some may even mock them...
If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?
I'd be the ignition so you could turn me on. No...wait...no need. You're already doing that, love muffin.
But surveyors need phone sex too.
If we were making whoopie, what kind of sounds would you make?
Weeping. Most definitely weeping.