I'm pretty sure this is in bad taste, so I'm doing my job.

Author: ObiJo

Date: April 2, 2001

by ObiJo
4-02-01
Let's get naked.
I'm ill equipped, and you know it. Must you mock me!?!
I'm REALLY good in bed.
Damn you, devil woman, I'll end my life before I let you disparage my manhood one more time!
Welcome to heaven.
Bless me father for I am about to sin. And it's gonna be a whopper.