Sure, Ted Bundy had his faults, but boy could he Mambo.

Author: ObiJo

Date: April 5, 2001

by ObiJo
4-05-01
Now don't forget to drop off that check at Red Cross like your mom asked. Also, remember to write a thank you note to Ed for the chicken wings.
God, I hate my consciensce. It always takes the form of half a hooker and floats around my ear whispering what I should do. I mean, give me a break! I'm old enough to know what to do by now!
I've, umm, never quite had that problem.
Kill him! Kill him NOW! While his back is turned and the fleshy part of his neck is exposed!