3 Ways to know BZFlag has affected your driving

Author: ObiJo

Date: April 6, 2001

by ObiJo
4-06-01
When a car cuts you off, you right click the defrost button, then left click the lighter, hoping a GM will take it out.
Can't get a lock! Damn lag!
When you see cars that are the same color as yours, you honk and wave since they're on your team.
Hey Blue! Let's get that Red Honda over there!
When you get in an accident, you give very strange excuses to the policeman.
I'm telling you, the guy must have been cloaked. He came out of nowhere.
How much have you had to drink tonight, son?