The Perfect Marriage

Author: ObiJo

Date: April 16, 2001

by ObiJo
4-16-01
...turkey on wheat, onion, tomato, hold the pickle...
When Mr. Oblivious wonders into a home thinking it's a Subway, Christmas comes early to the Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction household.
Running start in three, two, one...