Surprise Party #1: Meltdown

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 9, 2001

by ObiJo
5-09-01
SURPRISE!!!
Happy Birthday, sweety! Everyone's here!
Goddamnit, mom. I told you I didn't want a party. Did you hear me or were you too busy knobgobbling that psycho boyfriend of yours?
Mom?
Mom, are you ok?