Surprise Party #3: He hates carrying her purse

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 9, 2001

by ObiJo
5-09-01
SURPRISE!!!
Happy Birthday!
It's not my birthday. And who the hell are you?
I'm the Birthday Bandit. Now, your money, your life, or your bald-headed wife.
Hmmm...
Don't even think about it, bub.