The older we get, the better we were.

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 9, 2001

by ObiJo
5-09-01
...then one time I stopped a nuke from detonating using only a band aid and some horseradish.
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But that was nothing compared to the 6 cylinder all terrain vehicle I fashioned out of popsicle sticks and horse hair.
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But my coup de grace had to be the 3 story, 6 bedroom, 3 bathroom home I erected using only your grandma's feces. Boy, could that woman shit!
Ok, Grandpa McGyver. Isn't it time for your medication?