CC29 - Quality Time

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 10, 2001

by ObiJo
5-10-01
Grampa, was grandma really killed by an oncoming train filled with rabid monkey feces?
Oh, no. That's only what I tell people since a heart attack seems too morose.
Oh.
She really died in a birthday cake accident. Her hair got on fire from a candle, and she was prancing this way and that to stop it. In the end, it was no good, she was too damn flammible.
Which is it? A birthday cake accident or a heart attack?
We've been snooping in grampa's garden, haven't we, boy?