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Author: ObiJo

Date: August 26, 2003

by ObiJo
8-26-03
Happy 5th Birthday, little girl! Me and Tweety Twinkleby have used magic fairy dust to make this the bestest birthday card ever!
*tweety tweety* Open up and see!
HOLY FUCKIN FUCK FUCK! We've blinked into existence again!
GODDAMNIT! That shit eater of a clown must have fucked up his fairy dust concentration again!
Shut the hell up and fight you two!!! We're getting decapitated left and right!!!
CLOSE THE CARD, BITCH!