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Author: ObiJo

Date: September 6, 2003

by ObiJo
9-06-03
There you are, Bill! I couldn't find my contacts and I've been swimming in circles all day! It's an absolute miracle I haven't been eaten by that pussy-ass shark.
KNOCK KNOCK
Can I help you?
I accidentally threw my frisbee over your fence.
Let me go check.
It's shaped like a small korean boy and likely telling some OUTRAGEOUS lies.