Things you hear in college...

Author: ObiJo

Date: September 19, 2003

by ObiJo
9-19-03
I burped so hard I forgot my phone number.
Hashbrowns are Jesus saying hello.
In a pinch, beer makes a pretty good hairspray.
Pants?? We don't need no stinking PANTS!!
Threes Company + marijuana = I'M BECOMING A MINISTER!
Working at Target isn't so bad as long as I keep my eyes shut.