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| My God! I can't believe this! She fell down and hit her head, but who's gonna believe that?! WWJD? | |
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| Ok, wrap the body in some plastic bags and stick it in the trunk. Bury it out in the desert, then remove your VIN and license from your car and ditch it in a lake. | |
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| Report your car stolen, but not, repeat NOT before buying some red wine and pouring it over the blood stain on your living room carpet, and having it replaced. | |
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| Jesus, you're starting to freak me out. | |
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| Don't interrupt, kid. Now, the trick to dealing with the cops is giving them a story they want to believe. So, you say you saw a suspicious black man... | |
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