My name is Zoom, and I come from the moon...

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 25, 2001

by ObiJo
5-25-01
Have you ever thought about birthdays? They seem to me to just be a celebration of our own mortality, our own death. Quite morbid if you ask me.
I never thought of it like that, but it makes sense. Mankind's occasional fleeting joys distract him from recognizing his impending eternal nothingness.
So I should probably take back these transformers I bought you.
Transformers?! Cool! Lez play! Lez play!
I'm Optimus Prime!