This just in (boorite's mouth)...

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 3, 2003

by ObiJo
10-03-03
Good evening and welcome to Channel 3 News. Leading off our stories tonight - boorite sucks miles and miles of cock.
He sucks so much cock in fact that scientists are using the semen he imbibes to refine the mass conservation laws down to four decimal places.
P.S. Absinth, monkey on moon.