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| Good evening and welcome to Channel 3 News. Leading off our stories tonight - boorite sucks miles and miles of cock. | |
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| He sucks so much cock in fact that scientists are using the semen he imbibes to refine the mass conservation laws down to four decimal places. | |
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| P.S. Absinth, monkey on moon. | |
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