Tranquility Base Here...

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 3, 2003

by ObiJo
10-03-03
*GWACK* Eagle one to base - I've landed successfully and found life! It's some kind of cute fairy lifeform.
Cute fairy lifeform? You COCK. You FESTERING BOIL ON A MUSTY COCK! I'm the rugged male version of my species and you call me CUTE? YOU COCK-LICKING TERDMERCHER!
It's some kind of foul-mouthed fairy lifeform.
Who you calling fairy, you COW-TONGUED SCROTUM MUNG?
It's some kind of foul-mouthed... aw fuck it... initiating air strike.
Now that's more like it!