Statisticians and Psychohistorians

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 27, 2001

by ObiJo
5-27-01
Any reason you kidnapped me?
How many members in your household?
Three.
Ok, that's what I needed to know. You're free to go.
The 2000 Census: solving our data gathering needs one orbiting pink donkey at a time.
Why'd you kidnap me?
What's your gross income?