Pllllllllease?

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 8, 2003

by ObiJo
10-08-03
Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard?
Alright.
Why did the dwarf cross the road?
Hmmn...
Because if he didn't at least try, he knew the road had won. If he didn't give it at least one shot, just one shot to see how he liked it, then he could never truly call himself a man again.
Nice try, but I'm still not having anal sex with you.