Mayor's daughter

Author: ObiJo

Date: October 15, 2003

by ObiJo
10-15-03
Sorry, kid. I'm gonna have to let you go. Turns out that raping the mayor's daughter is illegal!! Can you believe that shit?!
Well, yeah.
You knew??
You didn't? Who did you think all those men with badges and guns were you had to sneak by everytime you raped the mayor's daughter?
I thought that was the rape-the-mayor's-daughter line and I was taking cutsies.