If I kill myself, it's all YOUR fault, reader.

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 3, 2003

by ObiJo
11-03-03
Hey, obi, I hear you're going to kill yourself.
Is that park bench talking to me?
Because I'm just here to tell you, sunny jim, suicide is NOT the answer.
Man, I'm worse off than I thought when conjoined timber shoves its way into my Wernicke's area.
Talking Monkey!!
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