But we decide which is right... and which is an illusion.

Author: ObiJo

Date: November 4, 2003

by ObiJo
11-04-03
Aliens to port, Number One!
Joe, for the last time - you're not Jean Luc Picard, you're a midget. And this isn't the Enterprise, it's my parents' basement. You just hit that joint a little hard, buddy, that's all.
Nonsense, Number One! The aliens obviously have you under their mind control! Now inhale this fire stick that Dr. Crusher concocted to bring you back to your old self!
Aliens to port, Number One!
Shields up!