Absolute power corrupts. Really? Absolutely.

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 29, 2001

by ObiJo
5-29-01
Captain, we are receiving a subspace communication.
On screen, Uhura.
Hiya, Jim! Just wanted to let you know my Cardinals have tied your Cubs for first place! Looks like you might be owing me some money, chump! Later!
Orders, captain?
Arm photon torpedos! Target Mark McGwire! Fire!