If Jesus was a Car Salesman

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 29, 2001

by ObiJo
5-29-01
So I can get that beauty for only $6000?
That's right, little lady. It has cruise control, tinted windows, and tons of trunk space.
I'll take it!
Ok, just...Oh, who am I kidding! They put sand in the gas tank and if you read the contract closely, the warranty expires upon purchase.
I don't know what I was thinking when I hired that guy.