I stole this from Star Trek,Beavis and Butthead,and you two.

Author: ObiJo

Date: May 31, 2001

by ObiJo
5-31-01
Yo, Jesus! Cool, I found you! You have to give me three wishes, right?
Damnit, I'm a savior not a genie!
So, where's your pot of gold, you slippery little bastard?
Damnit, I'm a savior not a leprechaun!
Jesus, I've been a sinner all my life, but I want to repent and become clean again. Please help me!
Damnit, I'm a savior, not a savior! Oh, wait, I'll get right on that.