Redux

Author: ObiJo

Date: December 8, 2003

by ObiJo
12-08-03
Remember that one time I folded you in half and jammed you down the garbage chute?
Remember? I just got out of traction!
And that time I downed a fifth and thought you were Jesus Christ, so took to beating you with that wrench?
Still have the soft spot on my skull.
And that time I started telling you about all the times I've fucked you up, just so Satan could sneak up behind you and give you a monster wedgie?
Did you? I don't remember tha... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!