Jesus took it up the ass for your sins

Author: ObiJo

Date: December 11, 2003

by ObiJo
12-11-03
My Lord! What are you doing here??
Joe, I need some help. "Jesus died for your sins" just ain't jazzing the people into Christianity anymore. I need a new slogan. Something more current.
How about "Jesus dizzled for your shanizzles"?
No.
"Jesus - he's what's for dinner."
I'm not really looking for a communion slogan.