I'm sorry.

Author: ObiJo

Date: January 2, 2004

by ObiJo
1-02-04
...Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus...
What are you doing?
Listen, kid, I've been the cook at this restaurant for a lot of years. And the way our soup became world famous is by me continuing to shake salt into it until I say "Jesus" 50 times.
Why is there a hill of salt rising out of my soup?
Jesus-ing is the reasoning for the seasoning.