2004 rhymes with whore. This portends well for stripcreator.

Author: ObiJo

Date: January 3, 2004

by ObiJo
1-03-04
2004 approaching, sir!
Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it.
OH... MY... GOD!!!
What is it, corporal?? What do you see!!
In January, niteowl wins the first FTC contest of 2004! In February, obijo is caught molesting a priest. He pleads "Poetic Justice" and gets off scott free! But I can't see the rest, sir!
That's okay. If the past is any indication, wirthling's suck probably takes up the rest of the year anyway.