Ripken's Gehrig's Bitch

Author: ObiJo

Date: June 6, 2001

by ObiJo
6-06-01
Yesterday's Radio
Ty Cobb's rounding third, and OH NO! His leg bone just burst through the skin! He's still going, collides with the catcher and JARS THE BALL LOOSE! TIGERS WIN!
Cobb, you magnificient bastard, you!
Today's TV
Kevin Johnson, with a bruised shin, will be out two to three weeks.
Three weeks for a bruise?
Tomorrow's Holovision
Unnecessary Roughness. Mussing the hair. 15 yard penalty. First down!
Open your eyes, ref! That was Intentional Grooming if I've ever seen it!