Cochrane: If OJ's Girl is Dead, Blame the Squirrel Instead

Author: ObiJo

Date: June 9, 2001

by ObiJo
6-09-01
This seems cute enough.
Squeak, chatter, squeak, chatter, chatter, chatter.
Chatter, squeak, squeak, chatter.
Until translated.
Hear about that murder-suicide in Canton? That was mine. Dude owed me some money.
We get away with some crazy shit as squirrels.